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Federal Agency for
Culture and Cinematography

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Pilot
Big Animation studio

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presents

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We live in Russia

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Russia is the biggest
country of the world.

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Our capital is Moscow.

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Russia has more than a thousand cities

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and every one of them
has its own history.

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On the river Klyazma
upon the high hills

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stands the ancient city of Vladimir.

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It is about 150 years
older than Moscow.

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According to tradition, the city was
founded by the Kievan Prince Vladimir.

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The lands of Vladimir are famed for
their outstanding generals,
artists and architects.

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In Vladimir ruled the legendary
Prince Alexander Nevsky,

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the great defender of the Russian lands.

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And general Alexander Suvorov
wrote his famous book here -

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"The Art of Victory".

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The whitestone Vladimir churches
are famous all over the world.

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One of them - the Cathedral
of the Assumption -

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was decorated with frescoes by Andrei
Rublyov, the great Russian icon painter.

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And the Cathedral of Saint Demetrius is
decorated with amazing stone carvings -

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hundreds of images of fabulous animals,
unseen birds and bizarre plants.

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And how wonderfully Vladimirians
can play...

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on their ordinary shepherds' horns.

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Of course, many unique
tales are told here

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and each one of them 
is like a precious gem.

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Mountain of Gems

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"No Way!"
Based on the Russian
folk-tale "Man and Wife"

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There once lived in a village a man

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and his wife. The wife was...

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a headstrong woman,

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you could have even
called her stubborn.

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Whatever her man told her,
she would do the complete opposite.

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In short, she was a bad apple.

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Hey, wifey, maybe you should

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take off your jacket -
it's hot, after all!

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No way!

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Step aside, or you'll get kicked!

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No way!

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Watch out! It's going to bite you!

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No way! A-a-ah! Oi!

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Add some light, I can't see a thing!

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No way!

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In short, they lived as best they could.

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And one day, they went into
the forest to pick mushrooms.

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Oh, wow!

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Come over here! There's a ton of
mushrooms here!

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No way!

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What a pest you are,
the devil take you!

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Don't go there.

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No way!

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You're going to fall into the hole!

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No way! O-o-ah!

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Well, well, well.
That didn't end so well!

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The man stood there for a while
and mourned...

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and finally went home.

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The wife fell down all the way
to the devils in hell.

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Phew. Aha!

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Crawl into that boiling oil.

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I am going to cook you!

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Who, me?! No way!

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I tell you, get down there!

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You shall obey me!

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Everybody here does.

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We've become widowers, my dear cat.

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Our woman is gone for good.

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Here! Hey!

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Come out!

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Leave me alone.

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Uh-oh! How are we going to
live without a woman?

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What!? Are you nuts?

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You are really crazy!

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Let me out! It's hot as hell!

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No way!

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Unlucky devil!

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The man mourned for a while

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and finally returned
to his household duties.

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Please give me a break, woman!

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No way!

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That's it!

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I've got no strength left...

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No way!

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Who's there? What do you want?

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Let me in, man! We need to talk!

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Listen here, was it not your wife
that fell into the bottomless pit?

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Mine. So what?

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What do you mean "what"?
I was the one she landed on!

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I've known no rest ever since.

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May she sink without a trace!
No breath, no break, no saving grace!

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Can you take her back, please?

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The man was happy to hear
that his wife was alive.

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But showed no outward sign.

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Heh! No way!!

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I suffered her presence for ten years,

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now it's your turn!

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And I'm going to have some rest.

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Take her back! Please!

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We'll give you a hundred rubles.

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Are you kidding? For such a woman?

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All right, two hundred!

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No way! Keep it for yourself!

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She's going to eat you devils,
literally, in no time!

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One thousand!

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Take one thousand in gold, man!

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Did you see it? Zing!

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Come on! Come on!
It's time to hit the road!

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No way!

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Take a bagful of gold, man!
Take it all!

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Take all we have!

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But save us from that damned woman!

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Well, a bagful you say?...

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What if you cheat?

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What? I would never, my dear man!

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I swear by God!

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Well?...
Well? We-e-ell?

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Okay! Give me the bag!

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Here you are!

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Well...

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A deal is a deal!

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To hell with you! So where is my wife?

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Not so fast! Bring her back tomorrow!

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I want to have a quiet night
for once in my life.

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Hey, cat, look at that!...
She's back!

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Let me kiss you, my dear!

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No way!

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Cool down, will you?!

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And they began to live together again!

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The wife was obdurate as ever

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but the man finally learned to turn
her obduracy into benefit.

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Isn't it hot in here?
Open the door wider, would you?

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No way!

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And keep the stove cool!

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screenwriters Aleksander Papchenko,
Sergey Aynutdinov
director Sergey Aynutdinov

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"No way!"
art director Natalya Grofpel
composer Sergei Sidelnikov,
art director, intro Mihail Aldashin

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The End
2007
subs by ? (2012) & Niffiwan (2025)